The hidden dangers in Shetland are real, I still don’t know how I avoided the fate of at least one other person every year… yes we have a secret lurker, just waiting for the unwary… we are talking about the dreaded …

Yep, here he is, like a little bright ninja saboteur! He causes more fires in cars than any other thing I can think of…

Little blighter had shoved this lot under my bonnet…

Luckily I had left my lights on yesterday and couldn’t drive the car this morning. I only found it when I went to jump start it this afternoon.

So be warned people, starlings are everywhere waiting for their chance to strike.