Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones

This post is to answer a comment that Ann made after me showing my Reaper Bones ghosty.

And to quote…

now this got me thinking. So I nipped out into the shed to find a couple of the bigger ones and set them out on the adventuring rock….

They do indeed have a bit of a sheen.. so for comparison I hoiked out a couple of GW plastic things I cobbled together.

I would say that the troll at least has a definite shine to it there does also seem to be on bits of the ogre. Because of the strong sunlight my test was not the best…

So I came inside to take another photo…

The two big ones do definitely have a sheen to them that isn’t present in the two hard plastic miniatures.

The interesting thing is that the ghost and the ogre had a lot of dry brushing added to them whereas the troll was base coated and painted up in washes.

But having a real close look at the ogre the sheen is there too.

Error
This video doesn’t exist

So in answer to Ann, nope you are not the only one it happens to… it happened to me too 👍

I am now of to play on a very expensive digger. I need to get a high speed broadband cable in by Monday. Wish me luck that I don’t find any power cables or phone cables. I know I won’t find a gas main as we don’t have mains gas on Shetland.

Random Ramblings…

Warning, long, long rambling post about… er… about elitism or something like that.

Whilst waiting for the Bases to dry on this lot

I had another notification from a well known Social Media Platform that rhymes with… well as I can’t think of anything … it was Facebook.

In one of the groups someone posted the following…

“Hi quick question, do any of you think that 3d printers will kill off terrain builders like us.”

Now it kind of made me think (it does happen occasionally) and I replied in a somewhat rambling post as to how it wouldn’t as it is a tool and it might be seen as a way to support the building of terrain. As you can imagine views were pretty much split yes and no with a nice smattering of who gives a shit.

But it did get me thinking about Elitism In hobbies. Will my sub ÂŁ200 Ender 3 supplant the artistic talents of some amazing terrain builders out there, Hell no and I wouldn’t even pretend it might. But it does mean if I have half a dozen things I want, I can set it away and come back a few hours later and voila there it is on the bed.

Some people have said to me as a ‘joke’ that 3D printers are somehow cheating. Now claiming that you did all the work when all you press is start is a bit arsey. I am happy to say my models etc are there because I am standing on the shoulders of giants, but I am quite proud of my 30mm bases 😂😂😂. But seriously cheating!

Am I cheating, err no, unless you count MDF and card buildings cheating and if that is the case then shop bought flock or tufts or trees are too. I have in fact made all of these myself and although relatively easy it was a right pain time wise.

Part of me wonders what the original question was posted for, it seems weird, some did take it as a deliberate attempt to stir the shit a bit. Maybe it was, who knows

But it isn’t just in this hobby, my wife is a very talented knitter and it has hit their world too. On one of the forums someone was berating those people who used Aldi’s cheap wool to knit a jumper when they should obviously be using hand spun, hand dyed, drawn strand by strand from a 4 year old sheep in a full moon in late May or some other pretentious shite. Who gives a flying fling, it’s about what you can a – afford and b- what works for you. A Printer is the same. My desert houses. I paid the designer $10 for the pattern and I can print as many as I want. But I want about 6 to 8 of them. Now this has taken away a bit of business from other people, but it has technically saved me a hod of cash …but this is where it gets interesting…..

Building on the left printed on card by me and glued together. Building on the right made by me out of cork tiles. Because I made the one on the right, I have taken away further business from the designer on the left. But according to the poster on Facebook the one on the right is better as the card one is killing off terrain builders like him.

But it goes beyond that, IRO posted not that long ago about saving a blog, the blogger had written this…

“A while ago I came across a post on a fellow bloggers site informing the world of a cancer that was driving away real wargamers from the internet
”posers” who though claiming to be gamers were in fact nothing but shameless self-promoters, who like some sixteen year old girl posting endless “selfies” of themselves, merely used their blogs to showcase their latest figures and bask in the praise of other bloggers rather than posting “Batreps” of the games that they played.”

Well that is me buggered sideways, backwards and probably upside down. I therefore apologise whole heartedly for my shameless self promo… you know what bollocks to them , I shall keep on sticking my figures up here. If anyone would like to know a blow by blow account of how the elf wanted to save the donkey instead of the maiden from the wolves let me know.

But it is exactly the elitist bullshit that is creeping in. I call myself a gamer and apart from getting back into the RPG’s I have played in one HOTT tournament and one Games day since probably this time last year.

In conclusion, my favourite Facebook post was the following…

Yes – 3D printers are evil and only for untalented people who want to pretend they are crafters.

Is that the sort of thing you were hoping provoke? Virtually the same subject was brought up 2 days ago in Dragonlock Group.

It’s all just tools.

So there you go … It’s all just tools….

One last photo for JNV 😂

That is my painting snack sorted out for tonight 👍

Wordy Post Tonight

Well I have been promising my eldest a game of Scrabble for the last couple of days…

Not exactly the newest edition, I did manage to beat her even though I had a slow start.

I was quite proud of my personal best score of 75 and just now I realised I only got 45 points…. I had better tell her tomorrow. We were feeling quite proud until we realised we just scraped into the Good score.

I also managed a little more on the weird hand monsters…

Nothing Printed, Painted or Built

Tonight was a totally can’t be arsed kind of an evening. I went off to paint a couple of my dwarves in the big shed. Outside temperature has dropped below minus so it was a little chilly. I put on my down riding jacket and the heater and waited until things warmed up. Whilst waiting for the paint to unfreeze (a slight exaggeration there). I played on the console and as you might have guessed, I achieved nothing.

Off into the bath and to while away the time, I watched the following

A channel called building Middle Earth. As I am into Tolkien I have been watching this channel for a little while, I do like his builds.

In this one he was building a Minis Tirith dwelling out of Hirst Blocks.

This was something I did about 10 years ago (by did read stopped doing). By the end I had around 20 Plus moulds, all imported from the states, I used to get a good deal… buy 4 get 1 free, plus he helped out on the taxes too. When I became rather skint I sold pretty much all of them on EBay and weirdly made more money than I paid for them. My eldest when she was a tot used to help me. She loved measuring out the spoonfuls of plaster. We got pretty slick at it by the end… if I left things for a while I would forget the ratio, so to remind me I stuck a label on the bottom of the cupboard shelf…

Yep it’s still there, in case I ever feel the urge to purchase Keramin again. The ratio above is not the recommended one from the package, but rather a trial and error system of getting the best results.

Anyway the moulds are long gone but the bricks remain. I must have thousands of the things, even after I gave a kilo or two away to the gaming club.

This is only one such box/bag/sweetie tin that contains various bits and bobs.

Although I don’t make things out of them any more, why?quite simply the weight – oh and time to cast enough blocks and then actually build something. Don’t get my wrong these are awesome, but I think I just ran out of steam. It didn’t help that the cost of getting the hard plaster up here was getting silly. A bag of Keramin cost ÂŁ6 …postage to the uk was somewhere near ÂŁ3 with an extra ÂŁ6 to get to me.

They are handy for bits and pieces of ruins though…

I really should just bin them as in those 10 years I haven’t really used anything apart from some Egyptian statues. And truth be told I now have the printer. Okay it isn’t the same as building it yourself one brick at a time but the printed stuff does tend to bounce a bit easier and furthermore it is a twentieth of the weight.

When I say the moulds have all gone, that is not exactly right. I have one left… #75 the ruined Fieldstone mould. The other piece of Trivia is some of my moulded pieces supported my Wife in one of her International conferences. They made a pathway for people to follow (on a table – I didn’t make that many 😉). It went down quite well from what I remember.

Even though the Temperature here is chilly – spring is definitely on the way as the Oyster catchers are back and making a massive racket.

Forgotten Forces Friday

These are sooooo forgotten they don’t even make them any more!

I don’t actually know how long I have had them…. at least 40 years. I got them as a child. Still in their box and on their sprue.

Just look at the awesome detailing on these miniatures. Not exactly the most dynamic set Airfix ever made. I still have the Tarzan set and covered wagons somewhere.

I still think my most favourite set was this one…

I saved up my pocket money and went to the Toy Shop and bought it when I was around 8 years old.

The thing I remember from the boxes was the amazing artwork

I had the B17 amongst others…

Dressy Up for Grown UPS…

Working with one of the schools on Vikings.

Had a great day, but I am knackered now. I had three one hour long groups. They were great kids who knew a fair bit before I got there. It is really funny though, how they confuse the Up Helly Aa guisers with Vikings. I was chastised by one small boy for not wearing a sheepskin and not having any furry boots đŸ˜±.

To save time getting there I drove down in my soft kit 😁

A blast from the past… My story

I have decided the 3D printer has its uses :).  As I was emptying a pen drive to download more stuff I came across my story that I wrote about 20 years ago… This was brought about by my Class 5R… I made them write a story start and so to be fair I made my own. they kept asking me for another chapter so off I set… This is the prelude 🙂

Here  I give you….. err I never actually gave it a name…. well the start of my story not all 43,000 words of it 🙂 … 20,00 which are still lost, but I think I still have the handwritten version …..

 

The sounds of the chanting grew louder, and Marianne knew it was time. Over the past few weeks, the prisoners in her cell had become fewer and fewer. The chanting had been the prelude to their disappearance. She burrowed backwards into the mouldy straw that had been her bed. The chanting suddenly stopped and in the silence, she could hear the sound of footsteps drawing closer. They paused at the door and then a key turned in the lock. She cowered back against the wall.  

A figure dressed in a tall hood and cape entered, ducking under the lintel. “It is time!” he hissed. 

“Please no,” she murmured, “my father is a wealthy man, he will pay you!” The man simply shook his head and chuckled to himself. “What use is money?” he paused and pointed at her, “I have everything that I need!” He lunged forward suddenly and grabbed her wrist, Marianne fought wildly, but within seconds, he had her bound and pushed towards the door. She was dragged down a short passage and into a large circular room lit by many candles. It was obviously some kind of large cellar for stacked against the walls were bales and barrels. Here and there were patches of shadow from where the pillars held the vaulted ceiling. The room was full of people of varying ages, from babes in arms to the old and infirm. They all were staring at the opening as she emerged. 

 

After the gloom of her cell, the main room was so bright as to hurt her eyes; the cloying smell of incense made her light-headed. As she entered, the chanting started again. She turned to flee but was quickly overpowered by many hands. She was dragged kicking and screaming towards a roughly hewn stone in the middle of the room. She was draped over it; her hands and feet tied to iron rings on the floor. The stone dug into her shoulders and hips and the rope cut into her wrists and ankles. As she struggled she could feel the wetness of either sweat or blood at her bonds but her terror made her unable to scream any more. She stared wild-eyed at the figure that towered above her.  

He raised both hands and the chanting subsided. He started to speak, She couldn’t understand the words, but she knew that, as the speaker’s words grew louder and more rapid, that her time was nearly at an end. He bent down, picked up a cruel-bladed dagger, and brandished it. The congregation screamed their delight, and the chanting began again. The robed figure suddenly inverted the dagger and held it in both hands. He raised them and prepared to strike. The chanting grew to a crescendo. Marianne eventually found her voice and screamed for her very life. Her prayers and begging were lost in the noise of the chanting.  

The high priest looked down; his blasphemous yelling suddenly stopped. The congregation noticing something was amiss slowly subsided into a murmuring confused group. Marianne opened her eyes to see the dagger fall from his hands and clatter on the floor. She followed his gaze to where an arrow point protruded from his chest, the dark robes masking the blood. He swayed, lurched forward and collapsed across her legs.  

 

At that same moment, the door burst open and armed men rushed into the room. There was little mercy. The congregation though many were shocked by the suddenness of the attack, few had a chance to draw their weapons, and those that did were hacked to the ground. Here and there, one of the rescue party went down fighting, but in a few short minutes, the floor of the room was awash with the blood of both the evil and the righteous. As more armed warriors entered the fray, the fight went out of defenders, they dropped to their knees and begged for mercy. Few received it, those that survived were mainly the women and the young, and here and there a man was dragged upright by his captors. The room seemed to be eerily silent with only the moans of the dying and the whimpering of the captured; where moments before it had been filled with the noise of battle, and before that the chanting of prayer.  

Marianne suddenly felt the pressure on her hands and feet released and she sat upright, she looked about her at the moaning, heaving mass on the floor and with a panicked kicking pushed the priest off her legs. A young man in soiled and bloodied armour was suddenly at her side. “It’s over now Marianne,” he gently said, “you can go home to your family.” She grabbed for him, hugging him so tightly that his armour bruised her flesh. She shook uncontrollably and tears once again streaked her face. 

 As she was helped gently to her feet, a tall man stepped into the charnel house, he looked distastefully at his surroundings, then at sight of the young girl his face softened and he hurried towards her. As he clambered over the dead and dying his foot slipped on the blood. He fell heavily, and as he struggled to rise a young woman surged out of the corpses, she leapt towards him a dagger aimed at his heart. With a scream she collapsed at his feet, an arrow buried up to the fletching in her chest. Two warriors rushed to his side and helped him stand, shaking, to his feet. The girl also rushed to him. “Father!” She cried. 

“My dear Marianne,” he Sobbed, “I thought I had lost you forever!” They clung to each other for many minutes weeping. Then he drew himself up, “I owe you my thanks Scarloc – twice!” he shouted. His Warriors looked to the shadows and gripped their blades more tightly.   

Out of the darkness, a lone figure emerged. He carried a bow and his cloak seemed to merge with the background. As he stepped into the light he threw back his hood, his fair hair cascaded around his shoulders, but there was no denying the Elven ears that protruded through his golden locks. As he moved further into the light the watchers noted his elegant grace. His cloak opened to reveal mail and leather armour and at his waist hung a long straight sword; he wore tight leggings and high leather boots. His face was striped with soot to help him blend into the shadows. 

He bowed slightly as he spoke. “My Lord Thibault you have already repaid my kindness, by removing this scum from the face of the world!” He straightened and pointed to the cowering prisoners. “I am but one Elf and our enemies grow daily. It is my hope that all of the lords of this area will fight the new foe, rather than squabble among themselves.” He pointed at the man. “You my lord have sided with the good and pure, I fear however that many more have sided with the darkness!” 

Thibault gestured for one of his warriors, “Take my daughter out of here.” he commanded. He waited until she had left the room then his face hardened as he turned towards the prisoners. “Make no mistakes!” He hissed “You will die, but how depends on you!” A young man laughed and spat at his captors. His laughter turned to a whimper as a blade was thrust into his abdomen, he pitched onto the floor writhing and shaking. He coughed, and blood bubbled at his lips and joined that of his brethren. He screamed, coughed once more, twitched for a moment, and then lay still, his unseeing eyes staring at the ceiling. The rest of the prisoners began a clamouring, screaming chorus of pleas for mercy. The grim-faced lord turned his back and walked from the room. As he left, Thibault simply uttered the words “Burn it down!”

 

Woah, ZoiKs and Flippin Heck

Totally stunned to realise that my little old blog here has passed the 2000 visitor mark last night.

I am honestly blown away and want to say thank you to everyone that has popped by either to have a look at what madness I am up to or to leave a comment. I really do appreciate it.

My blog started to motivate myself into getting back into painting minis or making terrain. the problem was that I had been dancing with the black dog a fair bit and the painting and crafting was my way of coping I suppose.

The blog was to self motivate. I wanted to add something every night and if I painted a mini or made a piece of terrain then I would feel like I had made an achievement.  That was the plan, I never actually thought anyone would actually read it, so I was totally wrong there.  As an offshoot of the blog I have been able to look back and realise how much I have managed to achieve since September 2017 (90% still need their bases finishing and a coat of varnish put on them). The other offshoot of it is I have joined a really positive community of like-minded people. I only wish my internet speed was faster so that I could look at the pictures more.

As for the dog, well he is out there somewhere chasing sticks, I can hear him barking every so often and he may come back, who knows but at least I have a big pile of sticks now for him to chase.

So thank you, everyone, for coming and visiting and following. I fully intend to keep going with the blog; so see where I can get to in another year.

I reckon the 3D printer might have to have its own page as I am printing something random almost every night (last night was an 18mm scale Viking house).

 

 

 

3D Printer Update

Well the laptop is fixed and we are waiting for it to come back from Unst, the most northerly of Shetland’s islands. The guy only comes down once in a while so it may be another week before we get it back.

As it stands the place I have it in is too cold to print. Even the printer was telling me.. We ran out of gas for the fire and due to a failure of one of the electric radiators in the house meant that we had to move the ambient temperature heater out of there. To be fair the temperature outside had dropped to -8 in the nights. The building is still a work in progress so there isn’t any insulation in the roof or the walls for that matter, but as they are a metre thick, insulation is a bit of a moot point.

As my printer was out of commission a work colleague very kindly printed me out a goblin on his Resin printer.

He is pretty awesome. I can’t wait to see what my one can do.