For some reason this failed to upload on the required day…your task is to get my pet…

Her name is Spoog, well actually her name is Maggie, but for some reason she has become, Boog, Poog, The Spoog.. Drop It, what have you stolen. Stop it, Get Off… And ow when using tender parts of ones body as a launch pad!

She didn’t have the best start in life, but she seems way more settled now. Getting better with power tools but absolutely detests hard hats and high Vis.

Yes here she is….

This is honestly not safe for work… apologies to anyone who gets offended… There is a radio version where all the naughty words are bleeped out.

https://open.spotify.com/track/0R4EcD2e5m9wsMmWVVbBOc?si=RaY0J9N3Rx63PrsapzAheg&utm_source=copy-link

I can’t really think of anything, but I remember, as a kid of about eight or nine, trying to work out how old I would be in the year 2000… What…How ancient?

Yeah 34! Ancient and over the hill.

I used to have a really huge dislike of seaweed… I think Jaws has something to do with that, similar fear of dark water.

I have gone sea kayaking in the dark which funnily enough meant I had to deal with the both of them… Sadly I cannot find the photos….

As I bumble along through life I suppose my inspirational life quote would probably be..

“Eh, What?”

Followed by…

“Oh Really?…ok.”

Well that’s easy.

Work.

Tesco

Co-op

Isleburgh

Mareel

The Library

Town Hall

Scalloway

Independent Living Centre

Hayes Builders Merchant.

Ohhhh it meant holiday destinations….

Well I have just come back from the Claymore show in Edinburgh…. That’s about it. My son and I go there every year.

There are some nice or interesting places in Shetland though…

https://outaboutinshetland.home.blog/

Apologies for the self promotion… Actually I must get back to adding more to it.

I haven’t really…

I am struggling to think of anything…I will have to go with this one.

“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile away from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”

This is the Joke one I used with my classes in school…

“If at First you don’t Succeed…Cheat!”

Not really a quote, but I like it!

What tip could I give that wouldn’t sound like some form of life coach guru…

So digging deeply as I can I have come up with a little gem.

‘Be Yourself and don’t be a shithead.’

If you ever worry that you are not doing things right…Just remember ‘Not Everyone could have been Kung Fu Fighting!’ it’s a lie that has become famous. I mean even if they were, extremely unlikely, were they all using expert timing? Hmmmm. What no beginners at all?